foolish questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Don't U know, I sell tickets in black...

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Inspirational....but Funny!!

Inspirational....but Funny!!Here's some things to ponder on that concerns life in general....1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not...

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Laugh Out Loud!!!!!!

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterdayWaiter: Would you like your...

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Funny Applications

These are some of the funny application and leave letters written by various personnel.1. An employee applied for leave as follows:"Since I have to go...

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Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!

Question :"What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"Answer : "tea please"Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea,...

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JOKES ...

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven."You've been such...

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Jokes ; )

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe...

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ARTHRITIS

ARTHRITIS?A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subwaynext to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face wasplastered with red lipstick, and...

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Seniors Bedtime

Husband: Oh, come on.Wife: Leave me alone!Husband: It won't take long.Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Husband: I can't sleep without it.Wife:...

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Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.""Great Britain and the United...

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True Sayings......

True Sayings......Money is not everything.There's MasterCard & Visa card.------------------One should love animals.They are so tasty.--------------------Save...

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Kids Are Funny

Kids are funnyNUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved....

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OLD IS GOLD

OLD IS GOLDAn older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding." Older...

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Farmer Joe

Farmer JoeFarmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In...

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~Jokes~

JOKES(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADYBoy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone....

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When I Die...

When I Die....Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings,...

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Funny Story: You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...

You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...1. You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. 2. You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.3....

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Funny Story: Who said English is easy?

Who said English is easy ?Can you answer this:Fill in the following blank with "Yes" or "No"a) ______ , I don't have a BRAIN...

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